Here are some things I am not going to miss about our cat Buffy, who passed away earlier this week.
1 - Her room clearing farts. Apparently, once you lose half your colon - your gas becomes more frequent and potent. Nothing like a purring cat on your chest who rips a noxious gas bomb and then refuses to get off of you.
2 - Her uncanny ability to vomit directly where you are
about to walk. Something about cat puke on your bare foot first
thing in the morning that makes you reevaluate all of your life
3- Her pathetic yowl. It was like a meow, if Lady Gaga meowed and it
wasn't autotuned. Luckily, it was something she just did when she was
hungry, which was pretty much all the time.
I loved her very much. She was a wonderful part of our family but with all old pets, it is eventually time for them to go. I don't know if I'll ever know another animal as dumb and as patient as she. And let's be honest, for the reputation of cats everywhere - that is probably for the best.