I've been bad about blogging and I really have very few excuses. But there have been some interesting things going on.
I went to a fancy black-tie event with my dad. He got invited by one of his baller business cohorts and I came along for the free food and the excuse to buy a new dress. Naturally it was very strange to be at a networking event and not networking (and since they were all dentist people, I couldn't even really like fake network because we had no common ground).
I did end up making friends with a girl who was my age who was going to be seated at our table. She actually is someone my dad should have been networking with, but instead she and I tried to forge a friendship based on the fact that we were some of the youngest people there. This tickled my Dad to no end, because when I was a kid I always had the ability to make new friends wherever I went. Only very rarely did they end up being long term friendships, most only had the shelf life of however long we were where we were, but it was an excellent coping mechanism none the less. And I am sure it is one that has served me well in all of my many relocations.
This was by far the fanciest networking thing I've ever been to (and not been working) and I have to say - these rich people really like to booze it up.
Here's some math for you.
We went to the pre-gala reception which was from 4:45 - 6:15 (we got there around 5:45). This was drinks and very wee, very weakly passed apps. Super delicious (fig with gorgonzola wrapped in prosciutto? Yes please) but not really food.
Then there was cocktail hour round 2 which was from 6:30 - 8. So, more booze - but this time, no food. Awesome, feeling good.
Then dinner was supposed to start at 8, but there were many speeches and hands to be shook before we actually started eating but the waiters (bless their hearts) were having a grand old time pouring the wine. So we started eating at about 8:45.
And at that point, I am already hammer drunk (TM Chelsea Long).
Why? Because I had been subject to three hours of open bar and I am only human. Even at pacing myself - that's at least four or five glasses of white wine on (essentially) an empty stomach. And I MISSED the first hour. Thank the baby jesus, because other wise, things could have gotten really, really messy.
And it wasn't just me. My new (and now forgotten) friend also admitted to me that she was a little drunk. Maybe they expect the networking to take up most of your attention and so the drinking gets forgotten? No idea - but that plan failed on me being the +1. Failed.
So of course, once the food got there, I completely forgot how to interact with other humans and ate all of my food as fast as possible, hoping that some of the steak and crab stuffed prawns would soak up the bottle and a half of white wine I had consumed. (I am the classiest girl you know.)
The rest of the event was fun, I was hella pissed that I got outbid on a pair of earrings I was lusting after during the silent auction. They used these fancy touch screens where you just put in your bidder number (practically located on your name badge) and you could touch the screen and look at everything. This technology was far too cool not to utilize, so I bid on the cheapest thing. This was going well until one of the high roller auction guys outbid me - I think just because he thought I would get into a bidding war over them. Wrong again, Steve Jones. Have fun with your Black Onyx drop earrings, sucker.
I did come away with a rather pretty (if poorly set) ring that was gifted to me by another of my father's business pals. Apparently they were auctioning off this sapphire ring and if you bid you got like a place holder ring to get you all excited for the real one. He did not win the real ring, and I am afraid that just the site of his faux ring made him remember his terrible luck. Its cool, I'll take it.