I may look 29, but my mental age is far closer to late 80's. I like sleeping and breakfast and things that are quiet. I used to be all in for late night parties and making questionable choices but now when I do that I wake up the next morning wishing for a black hole to crawl into to sleep forever.
Las Vegas was a place I figured I had aged out of at this point. With the exception of perhaps an outlying bachelorette outing, I thought I might never make it. But it turns out, I was going to spend the anniversary of my birth in the city of... something (lights? bad choices? whatever).
Stay at the Elara. It has no casino inside, which is nice because no one who isn't staying there is wandering around drunk and it never smells like cigarette smoke. It is technically "off the strip," but it is a very short walk (less than a block, inside or outside) to put you smack dab in front of the Bellagio. The rooms are great, the pool is great, and it does not have a resort fee. Stay there.
Go see "O." People are not joking when they say this is THE show to see in Vegas. It was perfect. It was two hours of pure magic and delight. I found myself just wanting to watch it again and again. It is absolutely worth every penny you spend to see it.
Eat one all-you-can-eat brunch. My vote? Le Village buffet at Paris. Brunch is the preferred buffet meal because you get the best of all worlds. Eggs. Cocktail shrimp. 47 million macaroons. Eat at 11:00 a.m. and then you will never have to eat again.
Cocktails at Parasol Down at the Wynn. We only found it because we spent most of our time in Vegas just exploring, but it was my favorite. An outdoor bar overlooking a gorgeous waterfall where you forget you are even in Vegas.
A birthday treat from Jean Philippe Patisserie. You only turn 29 once.
Here are some other ways to pass your time (if you hate gambling):
Slots and video black jack. This might sound like gambling but if you do it right, you can make your money last the longest and get the most free drinks (coming out kind of ahead at the end of it all). Also, it takes so long to lose your money (if you make the lowest bids possible) that you forget how time works and find yourself stumbling back to your hotel room way past 3:00 a.m. patting yourself on the back for being a real gambler without the devastating heartbreak of losing your entire life savings.
Another show. We saw Penn and Teller which feels like the obvious choice. They are super political these days though. I do not know if they have always been the Libertarian magic show, but yikes stripes personal freedoms, we get it already. My vote would probably be for Absinthe if we ever go again.
Play arcade games at Excalibur. When you're sick of losing money for no reason, switch it up and lose money because you are playing arcade games. Boyfriend crushed a game of Indiana Jones pinball so hard. It was the best fifty cents he spent on the entire trip.
Sit by the gd. pool. It is 80 degrees. Do it. Stop rushing around and just enjoy your vacation.
We also ate at Lotus of Siam, The Peppermill and Fleur - all of which were also super delicious and worth it.
If we can get to Vegas and stay there for under $300 a person, I would totally go back. I love anywhere I can sit by a pool in late October but honestly, it is kind of overwhelming and sad. You are having a good time and then you realize this is basically a giant resources suck in the dessert that steals peoples' money with their permission. The free drinks are nice, and the nice architecture is nice, and as a place to just walk around and enjoy it is fine - as long as you can forget that basically this is a place where sanity and good choices come to die.
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