It is absolutely crazy the sheer number of excuses I can come up with to not do the things I do not want to do.
Is being a grown-up doing them anyway? Because that is not happening. If you need me or my need-to-be-washed hair, we'll be avoiding our to-do list and reading a book.
And by "reading a book," I absolutely mean, obsessively pouring over the Paddington Bear collection from Baby Gap. Oh my polka-dotted-blue-rain-cape!