According to this opinion piece in The Washington Post (or as I love to call it, The WaPo) A new Wal Mart opens every three days in The United States. Doesn't that make you feel dirty? Like, need to take a three day shower, dirty?
And because we all need a good laugh all the time (especially when we feel so effin' dirty) Hissyfit linked This Gem. It's miraculous.
Also, Hi IMDB, I called this (half way down, regarding Stuart Little's parentals being showered with Golden Globes) three days ago. Pick up the pace, homeslice.