Meet Sars. She runs Television Without Pity. She is hilarious and wears cool shoes. She is really great at pretending like she recognizes you at a party even though you know she totally doesn't.
Sars is good peoples. Every year she does this contest where people donate money to awesome donorschoose.org projects and then win free shit. It's the tops!
This year she has sworn she is going to shave her head if people donate enough money. I only know Sars on a stalker-stalkee basis. But I promise that if you donate money I'll do everything in my power to make sure to get a picture for you because a bald, white woman is not something you see everyday. Plus, admit it, you totally need to do more charity work.
Read this then go donate, like, twenty bones. It'll be good for you.